There are lots of things I love, lots of stuff I hate, lots of knowledge I've acquired along the way, and lots of things I still don't understand. I suppose in a way it's about me, but I didn't want this to be a repeat of my lengthy life updates. So, it's just a collection of lists. At least one per week. An insight inside my brain, if you will. Twelve items pertaining to whatever topic I feel like, ranked in appropriate order, for your reading pleasure and mostly so I can put all my thoughts onto "paper." Maybe you'll agree. Maybe you'll think I have the dumbest opinions on the face of this planet. Maybe you'll laugh. Maybe you'll wish you could get those few minutes of your life back that you just spent reading what I had to say. But maybe, just maybe, you'll learn a little something new.

martedì 14 agosto 2012

My 12 Favorite Moments of London 2012

It's been a great Olympics.  It always is. There are so many stories ot inspiration, of hard work, of underdogs rising to the challenge. So, as the 30th Games come to a close, let's look back at some of the best moments.

Honorable mention: Spice Girls reunion.  Oh man.  So awesome.  And they all look so good!!



12. Andy Murray winning Olympic gold at home at Wimbledon.  Pretty special for all the Brits.



11. Missy Franklin.  I think NBC put it best, over and over....and over.... and over... again.  She's the 17-year-old phenom.  In her Olympic debut she won 4 golds and a bronze medal.  She handled the pressure and the media swimmingly (pun intended) being both poised and articulate.  That within itself is a feat for anyone, let alone a 17-year-old.


10. US Women's 4x100 Relay.  They haven't won since 1996 and there was a lot of pressure on them to perform, plus with the Jamaicans in the mix, nobody knew what was going to happen.  Well, they set a new world record.


9. US Women's Sports Teams.  The Women's soccer team, basketball team, and water polo team kicked ass.  The soccer and bball team were expected to win gold. The soccer team was looking for their thrid gold in a row, while the basketball team was looking for their unprecedented FIFTH in a row.  The water polo team was new on the scene winning its first gold in history.  Kickass ladies.  Kickass.  






8. Misty and Kerri. 3 Time Olympic gold. Dropped one set EVER in their Olympic run.  Best beach volleyball team ever. 



7. Mo Farah. Said to be the greatest distance runner Britain has ever seen, Mo certainly gave the home crowd something to cheer about, winning gold in both the 5 and the 10K.



6. Kirani James. He won Grenada's first medal.  And it was gold. Just a 19 year old kid, his success quickly skyrocketed and he became an ambassador to his country. He also displayed an awesome display of sportsmanship when he traded bibs with Oscar Pistorius after their first race.  His country is immensely proud of him, and it's really cool to see an island nation that small come together and be so supportive of their celeb who has experienced overwhelming success.



 5. The Fab 5. First team to win gold since 1996! Only second US team to win gold EVER.  These ladies are so young, and with the way gymnastics is now, they have one chance.  One chance to get it right.  To live the dream.  And before, you could throw scores out and you had two chances on vault.  This time, EVERYTHING counts.  No redos, no cushion... everything has to be perfect on the first try.  And it pretty much was.  They rose to the challenge.  Jordan Wieber got over her own personal disappointment in not making the individual all-around competition and was amazing.   Not only that, but she was the biggest cheerleader for her teammates both during the competition and also from the stands.



4. Usain Bolt.



3. David Boudia.  The US have gone the past two Olympics without diving medals.  But for London, the program stepped it up.  We won three medals in the synchro competition, but were eying a medal in the individual events.  With a less than stellar performance in the prelims, David Boudia grabbed the 18th and final spot in the semi final rounds.  He stepped up his game in the semis, but it's the finals that really count.  And he made it count.  Hitting an almost perfect dive in the later rounds, three divers went into the final round with just tenths and hundreths of a point dividing them.  He needed a perfect dive.  He got it.  And the US Men won their first gold medal since 1988.  It was pretty awesome to watch. Any medal would've been awesome.  But a gold?  Not too many people saw that coming.  Especially with the powerhouse Chinese and the British version of Justin Bieber (except this guy is actually pretty hott--- if he wasn't 18, I'd hop on that train immediately) in the mix, gold was a farther stretch than anybody was really looking.




2. Oscar Pistorius. Not much needs to be said about this one.  A double amputee running against everybody else in the OLYMPICS?  A seriously phenomenal story.  When you watch his interviews and the pieces done on him, he's a super articulate guy and just someone you can't help cheering for.



1. Mikey's Medals.  If you hadn't figured it out by my last post, I'm obsessed with Michael Phelps. But this obsession has very little to do with his number one position on this list.  18 gold medals and 22 in all?  That's a pretty ridiculous feat.  Yes, he's in a sport that allows him to win a lot of medals, but even within his sport, nobody even comes close.  Nobody matches the sheer dominance that he does in anything that they do.  It's been amazing to watch what he's brought to the sport of swimming.  It's been amazing to watch him over the years.  I admit I didn't know who he was since Athens, but ever since then--- <3  <3  I almost passed out when I got his autograph.  He's a phenomenal athlete and a great role model.



martedì 31 luglio 2012

My New Top 12 Men

Had to be redone in light of recent events.

12. Michael Phelps. Gorgeous stroke.


11. Michael Phelps. He cleans up well!


 10. Michael Phelps.  Nothing sexier than a man good with kids.


9.  Michael Phelps.  Greatest.Olympian.Ever.


8. Michael Phelps.  Look at that BODY.


7. Michael Phelps.  He's an underwear model for Christ's sake.


6. Michael Phelps.  He's got the smoldering look down well.


5. Michael Phelps. His focus and determination is beyond belief.


4. Michael Phelps. Yum.


3.  Michael Phelps. Look at that smile!


2. Michael Phelps. His drive.


1. Michael Phelps.  A God.  He's not only a beautiful specimen of human being, but he's also a role model.  His hard work and determination, his success, his poise, and his values.  He's the greatest Olympian in history and will most likely remain that way throughout history.  There are so many reasons why he's so successful and so well respected.  You're a boss Mike.  Getting his autograph was like one of the best and most awesome experiences of my life.  <3  <3  <3 


And I totally don't care that I'm SUPER annoying because I made this list entirely devoted to him. 

mercoledì 25 luglio 2012

Special Edition: Olympics- My Favorite Events

It's that time again!! THE OLYMPICS! As you all know, I'm a GIANT and idiotic sports fan.  So, you can only imagine how obsessed I am with the Olympics.  The BEST athletes from around the globe, competing on one stage, every FOUR years.  Thank goodness that it's every two years when you throw the winter games in there.  I love everything about the games.  I love the inspirational stories, I love the phenomenal athletics, I love the spirit of everything, and I love Bob Costas.  It's especially great because there are a lot of sports that don't have Super Bowls, Stanley Cups, major tournaments such as golf and tennis, etc.--- and for MY sport, this is swimming's biggest stage.  Along with a lot of other great sports. 

I take this very seriously.  I DVR everything, I wake up early and go to bed late to watch live coverage (this obviously depends on where the Games are held).  I basically schedule my life around watching as much coverage as possible.  I take off of work and I don't make plans with friends.  Unless we're going to be watching the Olympics together, that is. So, here is a list of my favorite twelve sports to watch.  Both summer and winter games.  They are ranked in order, my favorite being last.  But keep in mind that I enjoy watching ALMOST all of the other not mentioned sports as well.  There are a few exceptions with table tennis and curling and shit. 

12. Women's Track and Field. Track and Field has a long history in the Johnson family.  Will always remember Gail Devers and her nails and I'm excited to see what Allyson Felix will do in London!




11. Alpine Skiing in general. There are five disciplines: Downhill, slalom, giant slalom, Super G, and combined, which is a combination of the slalom and downhill. They go so fast! They're so good and it's always exciting.  There are some HUGE names in this sport and it's never a disappointment to watch.


10. Rowing. As a rower, it's really cool to see how effing FAST they go. And I love when the oars are the country's flag. That's pretty cool.



9. Men's Speed Skating.  Just all around really cool.  Their legs are HUGE. Great athletes. The Dutch own this event.  Sven Kramer is ADORABLE.  But that has only a little to do with how fun it is to watch.



8. SnoX.  aka: Snowcross. It's basically a race on your snowboard with turns and jumps throughout the course.  It's sort of like short-track speed skating in "anything goes."  Frequently there are falls and riders take out other riders.  It's very strategic and things can change at a second's notice.  I get really nervous before this event.  It's very exciting and it's a fairly newer sport, just recently introduced into the Olympics. Both men's and women's are exciting to watch. 




7. Biathlon.  Now, this was a sport that, until 2010 Vancouver games, I thought was the most RIDICULOUS (in a bad way) sport I had ever heard of.  What?  You cross country ski and then SHOOT things?  seriously?  How incredibly RANDOM.  But, two years ago, I must've been bored out of my mind, because I watched some of it.  Well, needless to say--- I'm now a believer.  Holy shit.  These people are literally the best athletes in the world.  You cross country ski--- which is already really, really hard and physically demanding, but then you have to get your heard rate down low enough to concentrate and shoot at targets.  You stop three different times during the race and shoot at five targets.  Each stop is a different position.  You lay down, you kneel, and you stand.  For every target that you miss, you have to do a penalty lap on your skis which is both tiring and obviously also time consuming.  There is a staggered start so it's hard to know where you are during the race and you have to wait until the end when you have everybody's time to know the final results.  But, HOLY MOLY.  These athletes are out of control. They're awesome. 




6. Men's Track and Field.  Can't be a Johnson without getting into track.  My dad has been a runner since forever and so I've been watching for as long as I can remember. Michael Johnson.  Badass mo fo.  And Usain Bolt?  Good lord.




5. Women's gymnastics.  This is why I started watching the Olympics.  The '96 Magnificent Seven is what got me into the games and the spirit of the whole thing.  I was finally old enough to understand and appreciate what the Olympics were and the story of the women's team that year is truly inspirational. My cousin and I would watch hours of coverage and then go to the beach (we were on vacation) and do cartwheels and pretend like we were Olympians.  We even went out to Walgreens to buy Ace bandages to wrap our wrists and ankles like the gymnasts did.  (super cool, i know) Dominique Moceanu is/was my hero.



4. Women's Swimming. I love swimming.  The women aren't QUITE as exciting to watch as the men, but I definitely had my idols as a swimmer growing up and I think these women are fantastic.  There are some great stories historically and at these Olympics.  It's really going to be exciting to watch.




3. Men's Short track speed skating.  So hardcore. You NEVER know whats going to happen, and I get nervous every.single.time.  Apolo brought a lot of viewers to the sport, and I must say, I'm a huge fan.  But it's just really interesting and exciting to watch, no matter who is on the track. 



2. Men's Halfpipe. One of my boys just ROCKS everybody else at this event, and it's just AMAZING to watch.  It's ridiculous how frickin GOOD he is.  I mostly love it because of him, but there is no denying how great the event is as well.  Plus my dad always says things like: "He really stomped that booter!" or "LOOK AT THAT ALTITUDE!" so, there's that.





1. Men's Swimming.  This is a no brainer.  And with Michael Phelps, I think it's great that he's brought so many viewers to the world of swimming.  You have spectacular story lines, great athleticism, and of course--- the prettiest boys.  :) I love both Ryan and Mikey equally, this rivalry is really stressing me out.





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